April 24, 2014   127 notes
thatsweetsoundof-humility:

Also I made another lighter

thatsweetsoundof-humility:

Also I made another lighter

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April 24, 2014   63,393 notes

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April 24, 2014   10,052 notes

archewill:

where he belongs

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neyruto yes
April 24, 2014   131,832 notes

Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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April 24, 2014   239,680 notes
vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

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April 24, 2014   1,678 notes

toolers:

TIME PUT VLADIMIR PUTIN ON THE LIST 

AND LEFT LAVERNE COX OFF OF IT WHEN SHE HAD OVER 50,000 VOTES

GOOD

FUCKING

BYE

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April 24, 2014   110,325 notes
feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

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April 24, 2014   1,588 notes

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April 24, 2014   894 notes
marramew:

Sketch

marramew:

Sketch

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April 24, 2014   40 notes

goingbadly:

purplelettuce:

Wherein I put potatoes in a condom for science.

I viewed this video entirely without context and it made my day and I hope it is never explained to me

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April 24, 2014   24,973 notes

harryedward:

in america we don’t say “i love you” we just send people the emoji with the sunglasses 

(via screamingcrawfish)

April 24, 2014   360 notes
norikoniko:

Noriko Nakazato ×ボクトウ刺繍 ×Hikaru Kodama

norikoniko:

Noriko Nakazato ×ボクトウ刺繍 ×Hikaru Kodama

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April 24, 2014   51,287 notes

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April 24, 2014   4,613 notes

villainyforbeginners:

she’s getting ready to go on a date, can you guess who with? i’ll give you a hint: it starts with ‘p’ ends in ‘atsy walker’. also if you’re wondering who’s on the phone it’s my inability to draw collarbones calling bring bring please pick up.

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April 24, 2014   148 notes
aplacebothwonderfulandstrange:

criterioncast:

Scanners by Connor Willumsen

So gorgeous

aplacebothwonderfulandstrange:

criterioncast:

Scanners by Connor Willumsen

So gorgeous

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