September 20, 2014   1,431 notes

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September 20, 2014   93,087 notes
ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

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September 20, 2014   82,861 notes

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

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September 20, 2014   9,818 notes

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September 20, 2014

it’s finally happened… i now have the lesbian haircut of my dreams

like i’ve had some pretty gay haircuts but this one is like, a new level of gay

a whole new queer tier *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

September 20, 2014   24,086 notes
blood-period:

Céline Tuloup

blood-period:

Céline Tuloup

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boo theres no such thing as an original idea
September 20, 2014   1 note
dbananza:

Frenzied Attack by tExTuReMaTtIc

dbananza:

Frenzied Attack by tExTuReMaTtIc

September 20, 2014   378 notes
crowthis:

winter

crowthis:

winter

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September 19, 2014   9 notes
seawitchgoddess:

Yaroslavl, Russia

seawitchgoddess:

Yaroslavl, Russia

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September 19, 2014   7,447 notes

jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

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September 19, 2014   15,517 notes

louchan:

The fact that in the second opening Mamoru gets to go from standing in the front line with Sailor Moon to being shoved as far back into the background as possible to make room for the lesbians will never not be hilarious and beautiful.

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September 19, 2014   249 notes

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September 19, 2014   1,581 notes
tanglefootcomic:

What is color. What is perspective. Why am I still awake.

tanglefootcomic:

What is color. What is perspective. Why am I still awake.

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September 19, 2014   6,633 notes

petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

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September 19, 2014   2,700 notes

hex-girlfriend:

furything:

cute bags availble here

the green 1 tho

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